RNC 2004 Highlights
Thursday Night Schedule
Video Highlights
Important Speeches
Monday Night:
Remarks by "America's Mayor" Rudolph Giuliani Welcoming Republican National Convention Delegates Deep into the Heart of Godless Pinko Liberal Sodomite Hell
Tuesday Night:
Profound Remarks by First Twins Jenna and The Other One Bush to Republican Youth Convention Formally Declaring That Voting Stuff to be Totally Way Important
Wednesday Night:
Positive, Uplifting Keynote Address by Model Senator Zell Miller: Charming and Congenial Purveyor of Hillbilly Dixiecrat Warm Fuzzies
Thursday Night:
President Bush's Nomination Acceptance Speech to 2004 Republican National Convention Unveiling Highly Detailed Plans for Tons More Good and Way Less Evil
